The twisted wish

[Albion Knight]

Granted but she leaves to go be with Forrest

I wish that I had force push

[Druid]

Granted, but you accendentaly push a loved one down a flight of stairs

i wish i had heal life

[Albion Knight]

Granted but you are mobbed by thousands who want to be healed

I which I had force lightning

[Druid]

Granted, but u accedentaly use it when you are in a swimming pool so u fry every 1

i wish i had drain life

[Albion Knight]

Granted but you drain the life of your dog now you can only bark at people

I wish that I was working on Fable 2 for Lionhead

[Druid]

Granted, but your not aloud to buy the game

i wish i could travel to the future to get fable 2 then come back

[Angel]

Granted but the copy you get is effectively a pirate and now illegal so you get arrested, fined and imprisoned

I wish I could understand Splinter Cell games

[Albion Knight]

Granted but you're such a brain that Steve makes you go get a job working for the government.

I wish the Black was out

[Druid]

Granted, but it dosnt work

i wish i was in a relationship lik progectegos and angels

[Angel]

Granted but you also get the 5 year old who never gives you two seconds alone together from the minute she wakes up to the minute she finally falls asleep...

I wish Steve and I could go on holiday

[Druid]

Granted But it is on a desert irland millions of miles off shore

i wish i was better lookin

[Albion Knight]

Granted but you still feel the same about yourself

I wish that I had a second child

[Angel]

Granted, you've got mine. She'll do your head in. Have fun!

I wish all illnesses could be cured

[Albion Knight]

Granted now no one can call in sick any more and it's your fault.

I wish that I had Jade Empire SE already.

[Angel]

Granted but you are now dead. Sorry.

I wish Jessica would go to bed before 1am