The twisted wish Page 77

Albion Knight · 02-24-2007, 09:43 PM

Granted but she now gets up at 5am and decides to do some "decorating"

I wish you all a pleasent tomorrow

projectego · 02-24-2007, 10:14 PM

Granted. But the day after is absolutely awful...

I wish I could speak Spanish.

droded · 02-24-2007, 10:16 PM

Granted, you can speak ONLY spanish.

I wish for a cool coloured name

darthlime101 · 02-24-2007, 11:37 PM

Granted. Its the banned logo.

I wish I was British

Angel · 02-25-2007, 12:20 AM

Granted - you move over here and wind up living on Micklefield Road in High Wycombe...enjoy Al Quaeda central, my friend...

I wish there were more jobs in the paper

darthlime101 · 02-25-2007, 02:05 AM

Granted. Everyone is the world is fired from their job and they come after you in an angry mob.

I wish I was in angry mob

Albion Knight · 02-25-2007, 02:07 AM

Granted but they are angry at you. You think your safe, but find out all to tragically that you're not

I wish I had more peace and quiet

Angel · 02-25-2007, 02:31 PM

Granted - within your tomb, no one bothers you but for the worms...

I wish my migraine would go away...

Dark Drakan · 02-25-2007, 03:05 PM

Granted but you get a cold instead...

I wish days off lasted longer...

Angel · 02-25-2007, 03:12 PM

Granted - but not for you. Now back to work!

I wish I'd remembered to have lunch instead of coming straight on the forums and missing out...

Tsuyu · 02-25-2007, 03:29 PM

Granted - but you'll get food poisoning.

I wish for world peace.

Hexadecimal · 02-25-2007, 03:32 PM

granted... nuclear winter made everything so very peaceful... what with the ash and the silence...

I wish I didn't have to wait till tonight for my pizza...

Druid · 02-25-2007, 05:59 PM

Granted, but it is cold and rock hard

i wish for more inteligence

Tsuyu · 02-25-2007, 06:02 PM

Granted, but MENSA members get jealous and hire a hitman to take you down.

I wish for all the world's peas.

Druid · 02-25-2007, 06:05 PM

Granted, but they are all mushy

I wish satan had a soul