The twisted wish

[Tsuyu]

Granted - he has yours...in a nice little bowl.

I wish...I had an extra week of vacation.

[Druid]

Granted but your neva aloud another again

i wish i had my dinna

[Tsuyu]

Granted - but it was the leftovers of Angel's lunch, so you too suffer from dire food poisoning.

I wish ...to reach the highest level of conciousness possible.

[Angel]

Granted but then you discover it's all a load of crap so amounts to nothing much, really...

I wish I could eat 100 Dairy Milk bars with Turkish Delight and not get fat or sick

[Albion Knight]

Granted but after the second one you find that they're disgusting
I wish that I had tomorrow off

[Druid]

Granted but they realide they dont need you and you are fired

i wish somone would speek to me

[Angel]

Granted but it's someone who hates you and makes you suicidal

I wish I didn't have to walk to town coz I'm sooooo lazy

[Druid]

Granted, you get a cab which has a lunatic driving

i wish yun-yen was online

[Angel]

Granted but he/she is no longer your friend

I wish everything in life was free

[Druid]

Granted, but so are guns which means more violence

i wish for world peace

[Albion Knight]

Granted, but only after a ruthless dictator enslaves 98% of the world's population.
I wish I wasn't in the 98%.

[Angel]

Granted - you are in the 2% who rebel and are beheaded

I wish Steve would hurry up and come home from work...

[Albion Knight]

Granted but he brings someone with him

I wish that I had a better PC

[Angel]

Granted but it's infected with Trojans that cannot be removed

I wish the PS2 wasn't dead....could do with a little GTA Vice City right about now...

[Albion Knight]

Granted but the GTA disc is missing.
I wish I were a better typer.