The twisted wish

[KaveX]

granted but u can neva stop typing

i wish i can go on battlenet without getting banned

[Albion Knight]

Granted but you don't
I wish that I things were no so F***ed up

[Vegeta]

Granted but you are

I wish for me to die slow and horrible death

[KaveX]

granted but then u pass out within 2 secs

i Wish i had AzureWrath

[Angel]

Granted but it's crap

I wish I was seeing the scary doctor clinic people today to get it over with...can't handle another week of waiting!!

[KaveX]

Granted but u pass out as soon as u get there

I wish i found more hacks for diablo II

Originally Posted by Angel

Granted but it's crap

How can u say that!

Warning, this is a spoiler!

[Darg]

Wish Granted... The hacks screw the game up and send your character into render problem wonderland...

I wish Jake Laura would move back to fricking California.

[KaveX]

granted then he ODs

i wish i didnt update diablo 2..

[Angel]

Granted - you throw the whole game away

I wish there wasn't some stupid bloke on TV talking rubbish right now

[Darg]

Wish Granted. He's in your living room talking rubbish and you can't get him away.

I wish I could add on to my house.

[KaveX]

granted but ur broke and u cant qualify for any job..ur a hobo now congratz

i wish sony would die out

[Darg]

Wish granted. I wish it would too, so wish ends here.

I wish that my town was more interesting.

[KaveX]

granted now its under the sea without an air bubble thingy

i wish i didnt get caught while using a lighter to make some fire with axe..

[Darg]

Wish granted. You don't get caught because no one's around and you die alone because of the out-of-control fire you made.

I wish I knew something to wish for.

[KaveX]

granted it comes back to u then u forget again

I wish ihad some french toast!