The twisted wish Page 81

Albion Knight · 03-01-2007, 08:33 PM

Granted they appreciate the true evil you have within
I wish to save a lot on my car insurance

Angel · 03-01-2007, 08:41 PM

Granted but it's for women only so your wife is the only one able to drive it.

I wish I didn't feel so ill...

droded · 03-01-2007, 08:57 PM

Granted, because I am now by your side

I wish I knew what Angels avatar was.

Angel · 03-01-2007, 09:01 PM

Granted but you immediately forget and I refuse to ever tell you

I wish I had the most posts

droded · 03-01-2007, 09:10 PM

Granted, but it is on a Barbie forum, when your the only member other than the lazy administrator.

I wish I had a meal.

Angel · 03-01-2007, 09:13 PM

Granted but I cook it and everyone knows I can't cook...hello E. Coli...

I wish there weren't so many chavs around...

Tsuyu · 03-01-2007, 09:15 PM

Granted - but the last surviving pair has decided to inhabit and barricade themselves in your basement.

I wish...that I had a picture of Drooded in a huuuuge afro.

droded · 03-01-2007, 09:18 PM

Granted but the sheer sight of my epic good looks with such a great hair do causes your face to implode.

I wish Tsuyu had a much more "interesting" sig

Angel · 03-01-2007, 09:21 PM

Granted but he puts a block on your profile so you can't view the naked dancing girls he has changed it to...

I wish chavs were all sent to military school unil they are 40

droded · 03-01-2007, 09:24 PM

Nice twist

Granted but because of this, the entire population of britain over the next 10 years becomes full of Chav-like military dudes, and there is a world war.

I wish to have a real lightsaber as they are so cool.

Angel · 03-01-2007, 09:27 PM

Granted but you are arrested for wielding a dangerous weapon...and I get to confiscate it

I wish I could maintain my new slimmer figure (it's taken 6 years, but I did it!)

droded · 03-01-2007, 09:30 PM

Granted, but you maintain it through starvation which means you don't get to eat these candies I am holding in front of your face *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH*

I wish I had a napkin for this chocolate now on my lip

Angel · 03-01-2007, 09:32 PM

Granted - I hand you one made out of a cheese grater

I wish I wasn't being tempted with virtual candy...

droded · 03-01-2007, 09:35 PM

Granted, your tempted with REAL CANDY

I wish my lip were healed after wiping my lip with my eyes closed.

Angel · 03-01-2007, 09:39 PM

Granted but in order for it to heal it had to be fused to your eyebrows and now you have a huge chin with eyebrows

I wish my hands weren't sore