The twisted wish

[Darg]

Granted, but it's the mystical forest of nauseating aromas and murderous squirrels.

I wish I lived in a house atop a mountain.

[Angel]

Granted - it is Mount Etna and due to blow any time now...

I wish I wasn't such a crap cook...I'm gonna kill myself with my own food one of these days...

[blue crow]

Granted but only your family thinks your a good cook. I wish that i can be inmortal and imune to everthing.

[WaTeRwInGs]

Granted, but you cannot move, have no feelings, cannot talk, or do any human action.

I wish I could fly.

[Angel]

Granted but you are also Icarus and we all know how that great idea panned out...

I wish I was moving into my new house tonight instead of tomorrow *excited dance*

[blue crow]

Granted but your house is haunted. I wish i could go back in time to fight with the 300 spartans and die like a hero and become a legend.

[WaTeRwInGs]

Granted, but no one cares about you.

I wish my salami and cheese sandwich was bigger

[Vegeta]

Granted but you smaller and cant eat all of it

I wish for your mom

[-Ravan-]

Granted But My mother has Terrable temper, and Hates you, You also gain a vist from my farther and a large number of carpetary tools, that become useful in torture and death.

I wish for a better computer.

[LadyGrey]

Granted, but it comes equiped with Windows Vista, and you can't turn off any of the security features. LOL

I wish I had a solid stainless-steel spoon. (I'd like to see how you'll mess that one up! lol)

[RuneMaster]

Granted, but the spoon is magically enchanted and weighs 4 tons.

I wish I had a life.

[Angel]

Granted - it is mine and you get all my health problems

I wish I had a lickle bit more cash...

[Arseface]

Granted. Your mother dies and leaves all her cash to you

I wish I had an Xbox 360

[Tsuyu]

Granted - a BROKEN one, hahaha!

I wish I had longer hair.

[Arseface]

Granted. For one day, then you go bald for the rest of your life

I wish nothing bad could happen to this wish