The twisted wish

[KaveX]

granted but u get so lonely and u go crazy

i wish u didnt make me edit

[blue crow]

Granted but now you fingers are trapt on the keyboard. I wish i could find my purpose in life.

[Tsuyu]

Granted - but it is "The purpose if all life, is to end, Mr Andersson" and you'll go emotastic and kill yourself.


I wish... for the next poster to kiss my foot in respect.

[blue crow]

Granted but i bite you and you find out that i am a zombie and your a zombie now. I wish that i could exist in a better place.

[Tsuyu]

Granted - but the now zombified me is in the very same place, and I hunger - for your braaaaaaain...s.

I wish zombies weren't slow and dumb.

[KaveX]

granted they go 0.01 percent faster and have a 3rd grade education

i wish i could go into any gamme i want!

[Arseface]

Granted, but you are always the first guy the hero kills.

I wish I could have a nice life with nothing bad in it. Mess THAT one up.

[Tsuyu]

Originally Posted by Arseface

Granted, but you are always the first guy the hero kills.

I wish I could have a nice life with nothing bad in it. Mess THAT one up.

Granted - but what plane of infernal doom you end up in the after life is a totally different matter. Ever taken a pitchfork, from a little tailed and behorned dude, up the wazoo?

I wish that the next poster won't twist my wish.

[Arseface]

Originally Posted by Tsuyu

Granted - but what plane of infernal doom you end up in the after life is a totally different matter. Ever taken a pitchfork, from a little tailed and behorned dude, up the wazoo?

Meh. As long as I have a good life.

Originally Posted by Tsuyu

I wish that the next poster won't twist my wish.

That's like when you get three wishes and you wish for more wishes. Plain and simple CHEATING!

Granted. But since you didn't wish for something to HAPPEN, a large scaly Daedroth appears and breaks your Xbox, PC AND your refrigerator BEYOND REPAIR!!!! He also cuts of your fingers and eats them.

I wish for more wishes.

[RuneMaster]

^^ Granted, but you must fill out 400 page forms before each wish is granted.

I wish that the new Korn CD would come out sooner.

[Darg]

Wish granted, but it's not the real Korn, but a bootleg crappy Canadian band with the same name because the real CD's sold out.

I wish I had high-speed internet.

[Hoblob]

granted, but the high speed internet crashes and fries your computer!

i wish for a 2$ bill

[herothearseface]

granted, but you are in a hard place

I wish a had a piece of cheese

[RuneMaster]

^^ granted, but the cheese is so old and moldy, its smell kills anything in a two mile radious.

I wish dragons were real.

[TcoWhite]

Granted but they're Minascule

I wish i could have A Sweet Avatar