The twisted wish

[Tsuyu]

Originally Posted by RuneMaster

Granted, your a las vegas, high class hooker. Edit: forgot to put down-for men.

I wish my life was more like a video game.

Granted - you are now Carmine in Gears of War - mind that jamming rifle of yours.

I wish I had a straight, fun AND well paid job.

[suffering]

granted but your workplace becomes bankrupt and closes down forever

i wish someone corrupts this wish

[Tsuyu]

Originally Posted by suffering

granted but your workplace becomes bankrupt and closes down forever

Well, that suits me just fine - I still get the money. Could care less about them suckers.

[TcoWhite]

Originally Posted by suffering

granted but your workplace becomes bankrupt and closes down forever

i wish someone corrupts this wish

Granted But Its The Last Wish U'll Ever Get

I Wish The World Was Made Out Of Apple

[Arseface]

Granted, but you hate apple.

I wish I had a working Xbox 360 with Fable 2 and Assassin's Creed and a giant plasma screen and unlimited power supply and could play them fully. (can't think of any more loopholes)

[Tsuyu]

Originally Posted by Arseface

Granted, but you hate apple.

I wish I had a working Xbox 360 with Fable 2 and Assassin's Creed and a giant plasma screen and unlimited power supply and could play them fully. (can't think of any more loopholes)

Granted - but you have a night time visit by a burglar and well... he likes them too.

I wish there wasn't any time limit on the Crackdown Demo.

[Darg]

Wish granted. With no time limit, you never stop playing and eventually die of not eating for five days straight.

I wish for wireless internet on my laptop.

[Devalion]

Granted, but no signal is ever emitted from anywhere, rendering it useless.

I wish I had a plush Cthulu >^.^<

[Arckon]

Granted but it burns up in your intense personality

I wish for a wish that can't be twisted

[Vegeta]

granted its bented

[Arckon]

I wish he'd ^ wished

[Darg]

Wish granted, but it was an un-screw-upable wish that drove you to insanity trying to think up a crafty insult...

I wish my computer was faster.

[Arckon]

granted but you can't outrun it

I wish I was able to be a great drawer

[Arseface]

Granted but your arms fall off.

I wish I had Foxtel

[Bubba K Love]

granted but you died
I wish I wasnt so popular