The twisted wish

[Arckon]

Granted, but you get banned every three seconds

I wish I was no longer the bard king

[Shakezulah]

Originally Posted by Arckon

Granted, but you get banned every three seconds

I wish I was no longer the bard king

Granted, but all the gold you have made from singing will disapear into thin air, and you'll lose your voice.

I wish I had internet at my house.

[Tsuyu]

Originally Posted by Shakezulah

Granted, but all the gold you have made from singing will disapear into thin air, and you'll lose your voice.

I wish I had internet at my house.

Granted - you know have TEH INTERNET at your house. All the servers leave no room for you, however.

I wish I had some cool stuff.

[Shakezulah]

Originally Posted by Tsuyu

Granted - you know have TEH INTERNET at your house. All the servers leave no room for you, however.

I wish I had some cool stuff.

Granted but IRS comes and takes it away from you shortly after you recieve it.

I wish I could take and pass my drivers test.

[Arckon]

Granted, but you get mugged they take your license and drive away with your car

I wish to be able to telepathicly change the channel on the tv

[Dark Drakan]

Granted but it gets stuck on news 24

I wish time went fast for boring things and slow for exciting things

[Arckon]

granted, but your stuck in a boring world

I wish I had some really cool ninja implement of death

[Dark Drakan]

Granted but its a ninja sword that you cant get out of the sheath.

I wish days off work were longer.

[Arckon]

Granted, but you don't get any days off

I wish I had a hot pocket to eat

[Darg]

Wish granted, but it's literally a flaming denim pocket off your favorite pair of pants and you still have to eat it.

I wish I had a new mattress to sleep on.

[RuneMaster]

Granted, its made of spikes.

I wish I got an A on all my finals.

[Arckon]

Granted but A stands for aweful

I wish fable would never ever crash on me

[RuneMaster]

Granted, everything else crashes in its place.

I wish my typing skills would improve.

[Arseface]

granted but all your other skills deteriorate making you completely useless at anything and everything...

I wish I had Foxtel without any death involved

[Darg]

Wish granted. Instead of death, you are kept alive to suffer and never die...

I wish this thread would finally just die already!