The twisted wish

[Albion Knight]

Granted But chocolate is unsweetened and the fillet mignon is rancid and you have to eat them both at the same time

I wish I had the power to grant anyone including myself perfect health

[Angel]

Originally Posted by 1Ak

Granted but you died 1.5 years ago.

and off topic how does he have 0 posts?
Yesterday, 06:45 AM #69 Reiste vbmenu_register("postmenu _34941", true);

When you post in the Pub Games section your post count doesn't increase unlike the other forums. Once Resite posts elsewhere, the post count will go up.

[Hexadecimal]

Originally Posted by Albion Knight

Granted But chocolate is unsweetened and the fillet mignon is rancid and you have to eat them both at the same time

I wish I had the power to grant anyone including myself perfect health

granted... unfortunately a person can live a long and healthy life with genital herpes... and that's what you get...

I wish KotOR III would get made already...

[Albion Knight]

Originally Posted by Hexadecimal

granted... unfortunately a person can live a long and healthy life with genital herpes... and that's what you get...

I wish KotOR III would get made already...

( I want that too)

Granted but in this one you can only be Jar Jar
I wish I had Doc Martins

[Hexadecimal]

Originally Posted by Albion Knight

Granted but in this one you can only be Jar Jar
I wish I had Doc Martins

... why would Jar Jar be in the Old Republic... ?

and granted...
...if "Doc" is short for "Doctor"... and "Martins" is short for "Kavorkian"...
...and into the suicide machine you go...

I wish I had a new tattoo...

[Tsuyu]

Granted - but the one who is choosing the design and location has to have a grudge against you.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of alcoholic beverages.

[§ephiroxa§]

Granted but they're watered down horrible

I wish I wasn't cold.

[Hexadecimal]

granted... your hair's on fire...

I wish I didn't have to work tonight

[Arckon]

Granted, but you get hit by a carin the day

I wish I had a black hole for a stomach

[Hexadecimal]

granted... the black hole is a gaping expanse of rotted tissue caused by plastic surgery gone horribly wrong...

I wish I could see everything

[Arckon]

Granted, but you can on ly see in infered

I wish i could see infered

[oldschoolrpger]

Granted, but now you realize you can't play Fable
I wish the Army was better at keeping up with thier copies of my paperwork

[Devalion]

Granted, but there are no more trees in the world.

I wish the rum wasn't always gone.

[oldschoolrpger]

Granted, but it is all at my home.

I wish I had more time to drink all this rum.

[Angel]

Granted but you can never swallow it

I wish when I got in from the pub I didn't smell like an ashtray