The twisted wish

[RuneMaster]

^Granted, but a thousand rise to take its place.

I wish I could cook.

[Arckon]

Granted, but even though you cook perfectly everything tastes like coal

I wish I had 1,000,000,000 dollars in coins that didn't fall on top of me, my house, my pets, my family, and nothing could steal my money

[Arseface]

Granted, but you die shortly after receiving the coins

I wish for world peace

[Arckon]

Granted, but it doesn't last more than 20 seconds

I wish for Jack Thompsan to not blame video game, and for him to blame board games

[Arseface]

Granted, but little does he know that board games are a government conspiracy to control the water supply and he is carried away by government officials.

I wish I had a deformed foot

[Arckon]

^granted, but it gets cut off by a freak inertube accident

I wish the government officals dragged me off and spiked my water supply

[Arseface]

Granted and they do horrible experiments on you... horrible ones...

I wish I was blind.

[Arckon]

Granted, but you are deaf and mute ,and you have no sense of touch

I wish I had some peach cider right now

[Arseface]

Granted, but you only get one drop...

I wish I was a goat

[Arckon]

Granted, but then you are eat alive by wolve that instant

[Arseface]

I wish you had wished...

[Arckon]

Granted, but my wish destroys you

I wish I had a wish to wish

[Arseface]

Granted, but you end up dead anyway.

I wish for a lifetime supply of cheese

[Arckon]

granted but you get backed up for the rest of you life and you have to crap out of your mouth

I wish I had some beans

[Arseface]

Granted but they are in an unopenable can

I wish for a turkey sub