The twisted wish

[Arckon]

Granted, but it is a navel craft that doest hold under water

[Arseface]

I wish you had wished AGAIN

[Arckon]

Granted, but you still don't get a turkey sub

I wish you would SLOW down

[Arseface]

Granted but you slow down aswell

I wish I could speed up again

[Arckon]

Granted, but your atoms get scatterd all over the world

I wish I had some rum right about now.

[Arseface]

Granted but when you try to drink it you get sucked inside the bottle and become a Genie

I wish I would remember to wish before I submit the post

[Arckon]

Granted, but you miss your wish

I wish I wasn't Elmar Fudd

[Arseface]

Granted, now you are some sort of fish who just got eaten by a shark

I wish I wasn't getting tired... I think I need to go play Oblivion...

[Grim Reefa]

granted but you cant play oblivion
wish i could fly

[Arseface]

Granted but only for 30 seconds and as you take off you go higher and higher and fall to your doom

see you guys later

I wish I was playing Oblivion...

[Arckon]

Granted, but you die in 10 seconds

I wish It was day here

[Grim Reefa]

granted but your face implodes
i wish i was an elephant

[RuneMaster]

Granted, but your a defective elephant and forget everything all the time.

I wish I was a master of sword play.

[Grim Reefa]

granted, but you have no armsi

[Arseface]

I wish Grim had wished