The twisted wish

[Grim Reefa]

lol so do i
i wish arseface wished for me

[Arseface]

Granted, but all the water is sucked into space and frozen. Now there is no water,

I wish I was more creative

[Grim Reefa]

lol i edited
i wish you were more creative aswell

[Arseface]

Granted but both of your legs fall off.

Now that I am more creative,

I wish I was a bestselling author

[Grim Reefa]

Granted, but you were only a best selling author because your books were free and everyone used them as toilet paper.
i wish i was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair

[Arseface]

Granted, but you are now gay.

I wish people didn't use my books as toilet paper.

[Grim Reefa]

Granted, but you are now no longer a best selling author.

i wish that arseface was still a best selling author because now im out of toilet paper.

[Arseface]

Granted, but now my books cost money... So far I have sold 2 copies. To my mum and dad...

I wish people liked reading my books

[Grim Reefa]

granted, but for every person that liked reading your books, you lost a limb.

I wish i didnt have to pay for toilet paper

[Dark Drakan]

Granted but the stuff you get for free is like sandpaper.

I wish i wasnt at work

[Grim Reefa]

granted, but you ran out of money and had to live in the street and eat out of garbage cans and you got ran over by a car.

i wish i was wonder woman

[Arseface]

Granted but you wonderfulness is now over, so that you are just a woman.

I wish I had chickens for feet

[Rhadiel]

granted but they can run off ur feet at any time....

i wish i has microsoft word so i can finish my story on the fan fiction section w/o having to type it on the reply thing

[Arseface]

Granted, but now you have no access to projectego.net

I wish I was a frog

[Angel]

Granted but look! Here comes a steamroller!

I wish my internet would hurry up and get connected...