The twisted wish

[Arseface]

Granted, but you monitor dissapears.

I wish I was a steamroller

[Angel]

Granted but you've been outmoded by a new Government initiative to combat obesity by getting all those included in that category to roll around the floor...seriously, it could happen...

I wish I wasn't classed as obese...

[Arseface]

Granted, you are now classed as something else, but are still obese

I wish I was the government

[Angel]

Granted but you are the Government of a penal colony of cannibalistic homicidal maniacs who have all escaped prison and are looking for you...oh, and they are invisible as well...

I wish I'd remembered lunch...

[Arseface]

Granted, but its not your lunch

I wish I had something clever to wish for

[loony ninja]

Granted, but everyone else is to dumb to understand how clever it is.

I wish I was a world class MMA fighter.

[Arckon]

Granted, but your career ends with your first match for you break your back in 16 places

I wish I had some evil cake

[Angel]

Granted - my kid made some yesterday - you now have chronic bowel disease and need to let rip every thirty seconds, following through each and every time...

I wish my mascara hadn't run in the rain

[SaintHermit]

Granted, but your lipstick has been smeared all over the face... permanantly for some reason.

I wish I had larger hands, gigantic hands.

[Arseface]

Granted but now you have little feet.

I wish I was a better guitar player

[Vegeta]

Granted but no one likes you

I wish for a pepsi

[Tsuyu]

Originally Posted by Vegeta

Granted but no one likes you

I wish for a pepsi

Granted - but to your horror the can mutates into a Cola can, with the appropriate contents, the seconds before you drink it! Dun dun duuuun!

I wish for World Peas(from the World Pea Plant)

[Vegeta]

Granted but there poisoned.


I wish i didnt have to go to school.

[Shakezulah]

^ Granted, but when you drop out you get a job at Macdonalds, and get really, really fat from eating the food, and you have to flip burgers for the rest of your life.

I wish I could read the seventh Harry Potter book.

[loony ninja]

Originally Posted by Arckon

Granted, but your career ends with your first match for you break your back in 16 places

16 places?!? That is harsh...

Granted, but it turns out to be the most anti-climatic book ever written and ruins the entire series.

I wish Dimebag Darrel was still alive.

And on a completely unrelated note, why the hell hasn't my post counter gotten any higher than 22? I've posted more than that dammit!