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Re: The twisted wish
Old 04-21-2007, 03:38 PM   #1381
Arseface
Agent of the Conclave

Re: The twisted wish

Granted, but you monitor dissapears.

I wish I was a steamroller
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Re: The twisted wish
Old 04-21-2007, 03:41 PM   #1382
Angel
ololololololololololololo

Re: The twisted wish

Granted but you've been outmoded by a new Government initiative to combat obesity by getting all those included in that category to roll around the floor...seriously, it could happen...

I wish I wasn't classed as obese...
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Re: The twisted wish
Old 04-21-2007, 03:44 PM   #1383
Arseface
Agent of the Conclave

Re: The twisted wish

Granted, you are now classed as something else, but are still obese

I wish I was the government
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Re: The twisted wish
Old 04-21-2007, 03:47 PM   #1384
Angel
ololololololololololololo

Re: The twisted wish

Granted but you are the Government of a penal colony of cannibalistic homicidal maniacs who have all escaped prison and are looking for you...oh, and they are invisible as well...

I wish I'd remembered lunch...
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Re: The twisted wish
Old 04-21-2007, 04:05 PM   #1385
Arseface
Agent of the Conclave

Re: The twisted wish

Granted, but its not your lunch

I wish I had something clever to wish for
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Re: The twisted wish
Old 04-21-2007, 04:26 PM   #1386
loony ninja
nananananananana BATMAN
Re: The twisted wish

Granted, but everyone else is to dumb to understand how clever it is.

I wish I was a world class MMA fighter.
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Re: The twisted wish
Old 04-22-2007, 08:29 PM   #1387
Arckon
Arckon, Ninja Bard
Re: The twisted wish

Granted, but your career ends with your first match for you break your back in 16 places

I wish I had some evil cake
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Re: The twisted wish
Old 04-23-2007, 01:00 PM   #1388
Angel
ololololololololololololo

Re: The twisted wish

Granted - my kid made some yesterday - you now have chronic bowel disease and need to let rip every thirty seconds, following through each and every time...

I wish my mascara hadn't run in the rain
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Re: The twisted wish
Old 04-23-2007, 01:10 PM   #1389
SaintHermit
Swordy
Re: The twisted wish

Granted, but your lipstick has been smeared all over the face... permanantly for some reason.

I wish I had larger hands, gigantic hands.
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Re: The twisted wish
Old 04-23-2007, 01:14 PM   #1390
Arseface
Agent of the Conclave

Re: The twisted wish

Granted but now you have little feet.

I wish I was a better guitar player
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Re: The twisted wish
Old 04-23-2007, 02:53 PM   #1391
Vegeta
Banned

Re: The twisted wish

Granted but no one likes you

I wish for a pepsi
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Re: The twisted wish
Old 04-23-2007, 02:58 PM   #1392
Tsuyu
The Professional Pervert

Re: The twisted wish

Quote:
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Granted but no one likes you

I wish for a pepsi
Granted - but to your horror the can mutates into a Cola can, with the appropriate contents, the seconds before you drink it! Dun dun duuuun!

I wish for World Peas(from the World Pea Plant)
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Re: The twisted wish
Old 04-23-2007, 03:07 PM   #1393
Vegeta
Banned

Re: The twisted wish

Granted but there poisoned.


I wish i didnt have to go to school.
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Re: The twisted wish
Old 04-25-2007, 09:24 PM   #1394
Shakezulah
RuneWarden
Re: The twisted wish

^ Granted, but when you drop out you get a job at Macdonalds, and get really, really fat from eating the food, and you have to flip burgers for the rest of your life.

I wish I could read the seventh Harry Potter book.
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Re: The twisted wish
Old 04-26-2007, 05:58 AM   #1395
loony ninja
nananananananana BATMAN
Re: The twisted wish

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Granted, but your career ends with your first match for you break your back in 16 places
16 places?!? That is harsh...

Granted, but it turns out to be the most anti-climatic book ever written and ruins the entire series.

I wish Dimebag Darrel was still alive.

And on a completely unrelated note, why the hell hasn't my post counter gotten any higher than 22? I've posted more than that dammit!
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