The twisted wish Page 97

Angel · 04-30-2007, 09:37 AM

granted but a barrister in a wig slaps you with an injunction so you can't go within 500 feet of said discoveries...

I wish I wasn't late for the school run...why the hell can't the kid take herself there? Surely when you're five you can do that kind of thing?

Arseface · 04-30-2007, 10:14 AM

Granted, your four hours early.

I wish I was naked

Aldis · 04-30-2007, 03:50 PM

Granted but its 20 below zero.
I wish my cats would use the toilet.

Darg · 04-30-2007, 03:51 PM

Wish granted. Now they won't get off to let you use it.

I wish I could read minds...

loony ninja · 04-30-2007, 06:57 PM

Granted, but what you discover is so truamatic you get locked up in the loony bin.

I wish I didn't have to go to work in 6 hours.

Darg · 04-30-2007, 07:00 PM

Wish granted. You have to go for seven hours working at the loony bin until you join them...

I wish people would read my story on the site...

loony ninja · 04-30-2007, 07:15 PM

Granted, but no-one leaves you a review.

I still wish i didn't have to go to work IN six hours, not FOR six hours... The thought of six hours of commercial cleaning would want me to make the actions of my sig reality.

andythegill · 04-30-2007, 07:34 PM

granted you go to work in 5 hours and work for 7 hours

i wish i could pull any lass i wanted

Angel · 04-30-2007, 08:50 PM

Granted but it's lass as in Lassie and you get done for bestiality

I wish I had new baggies...my old ones are getting holey...

andythegill · 04-30-2007, 08:55 PM

granted your new ones have even more holes in

i wish i was god to this universe and all the other ones and if anyone disobeyd me id have to power to vaporise them (yes im a little twisted)

Angel · 04-30-2007, 09:07 PM

Granted but whilst you have the power you do not have the permission to vapourise them...

I wish I was on a beach somewhere

Shakezulah · 04-30-2007, 09:37 PM

^ granted but the beach has washed up jelly fishes that sting you whenever you walk on them. Unfortuantely the beach is COVERED in them so its impossible not to step on one.

I wish the monkey hadn't stolen my cookie.

andythegill · 04-30-2007, 10:02 PM

granted the zebra stole your cookie

i wish i had a smart pretty girlfriend who didnt nag or listen to lame chav music

Shakezulah · 04-30-2007, 10:10 PM

^ Granted but she's anorexic, and a drug addict, and she won't be pretty for long when she's on meth.

I wish my parents would let me stay home instead of going to church.

loony ninja · 05-01-2007, 01:18 AM

Granted, they get involve with a devil worshiping cult with human sacrifice instead.

I wish I had Spider-Man's super powers.