The twisted wish Page 98

RuneMaster · 05-01-2007, 01:47 AM

^Granted, but you only have them for 3 seconds.

I wish I was taller.

loony ninja · 05-01-2007, 05:19 AM

Granted, but you keep smashing your head into absolutely everything.

I wish for a bigger bed.

Aldis · 05-01-2007, 09:06 AM

Granted, but you grow four feet.

I wish pizza was free.

Angel · 05-01-2007, 01:34 PM

Granted, it's free. Free from toppings, free from pizza dough, free from everything. In fact, all you got is an empty box...

I wish my garden wasn't crap

loony ninja · 05-01-2007, 05:06 PM

Granted, but it dies off within five minutes.

I wish I had a pc that could run the WoW BC expansion.

andythegill · 05-01-2007, 05:06 PM

granted its now coated in crap but with nice flowers lol

i wish i could kill anyone i wanted easily i didnt go to jail or nobody kille dbe back and i had permission to

andythegill · 05-01-2007, 05:19 PM

granted it runs it for 1 second them explodes killing you in the blast

Darg · 05-01-2007, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by andythegill

granted its now coated in crap but with nice flowers lol

i wish i could kill anyone i wanted easily i didnt go to jail or nobody kille dbe back and i had permission to

Um... even though the thread is called 'twisted wish', that's a pretty messed-up wish... I'm not even going to try to give an answer for that one.

andythegill · 05-01-2007, 07:35 PM

ahh at least try

Albion Knight · 05-01-2007, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by andythegill

granted its now coated in crap but with nice flowers lol

i wish i could kill anyone i wanted easily i didnt go to jail or nobody kille dbe back and i had permission to

Granted but the first person you kill is yourself

I wish that one of my logos were used

Hexadecimal · 05-01-2007, 08:05 PM

^ granted... they're used for the "how to not to make logos" site as prime examples of how not to make a logo...

I wish I could play co-op gears of war with my boyfriend

Albion Knight · 05-01-2007, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Hexadecimal

^ granted... they're used for the "how to not to make logos" site as prime examples of how not to make a logo...

I wish I could play co-op gears of war with my boyfriend

Granted but for some strange reason he keeps getting you killed.

I wish that I had gotten the second interview.

andythegill · 05-01-2007, 09:56 PM

granted by on the way there you die

Angel · 05-02-2007, 10:21 AM

Don't forget to wish!

I wish my foot didn't have pins and needles...

Arseface · 05-02-2007, 11:06 AM

Granted, the rest of your body does.

I wish I had really REALLY smelly farts