The twisted wish Page 99

loony ninja · 05-02-2007, 02:14 PM

Granted, but the smell kills everything in the vicinity.

I wish my boss wasn't such a tight arsed prick

andythegill · 05-02-2007, 06:38 PM

granted hes now a murderous killer who kills you

i wish all the chavs in my school died

xbox360luva · 05-02-2007, 08:32 PM

i wish for a copy fable 2 to be in my 360 right now.

Aldis · 05-03-2007, 06:48 PM

Granted but it locks up your 360 making it just a strange looking sculpture.

I wish I had a device that coud stop time and let me get all my work done.

Angel · 05-03-2007, 08:14 PM

Granted but it stops time forever more and you are the only person who still moves therefore rendering your life pointless and pitifully dull as you can no longer interact with other human beings...

I wish my mother's 50th wasn't going to be so expensive...

Albion Knight · 05-03-2007, 08:49 PM

Granted but you need Aldis's time stop device and it stops time forever more and you are the only person who still moves therefore rendering your life pointless and pitifully dull as you can no longer interact with other human beings...

I wish for redundancy

Angel · 05-03-2007, 08:53 PM

Granted but you get no severance pay nor another job

I wish some people would just grow the hell up

andythegill · 05-03-2007, 09:26 PM

granted they are now 0.0000000000001 years older with a now active murderous ambition

Devalion · 05-15-2007, 03:02 AM

I wish people would make a farkin (Drew Curtis' FARK.com) wish.

Hexadecimal · 05-15-2007, 03:05 AM

granted... they wish that it could possibly be less awful, and that wish gets twisted so that it is even more awful than ever... making it oh so highly awful

I wish I had some more of this cherry juice... man this is good

Arckon · 05-15-2007, 03:10 AM

Granted, but no matter what box or cup its in it tastes like blood in your mouth.

I wish I lived in the core of the earth

Devalion · 05-15-2007, 03:21 AM

Granted, you are teleported into the core of the earth, where you die warm and alone.

(hah firefox says teleported is not a word...noobs.)

I wish I knew why the universe revolved around the Sun and why the Earth is only 6,000 years old.

Hexadecimal · 05-15-2007, 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arckon

Granted, but no matter what box or cup its in it tastes like blood in your mouth.

awww... why thank you, Arckon... that's so nice of you

mmm... fresh blood...

granted... it's because anything is possible if you don't believe in Science

I wish Jason would get his own phone and stop using mine

Arckon · 05-15-2007, 03:44 AM

Granted, but someone else starts useing your phone and sneezing on it.
(then You do this to 'em

)

I wish I could get beat with a chair hung and get my head sliced off by a guiltine. (notice I didn't mention the first one)

FableFreak · 05-15-2007, 04:35 AM

Granted, but it is a styrofoam chair, a frayed rope, and since no one has invented a guiltine yet they can't do that...

I wish for endless pie to be force fed into Andy's mouth until he shows me the list of banned members! Muwhahahah! Muwhahah! *Cackles like a school girl* I'm so evil!