A WARNING TO ALL CITIZENS OF ALBION

[TJ Griffin]

ATTENTION!

let it be know to all citizens of Albion that, if you kick my dog, this will happen.

1. the safty will go off
2.you will die (most likely by decapitation)
3. anyone (gaurds or other citizens) who tries to do anything about it will also die (by whatever means i see fit).
4. i may or may not then go on killing spree in your town.

so, if you dont like dogs, ask yourself "is it worth it?" befor you do anything that you wont have much time to regret.

please not that this will happen EVERY time. regardless of my morality, purity, or location. only on rare occasions (like if my wife is nearby) will i take the time to bring you to a secure location befor killing you. if by any chance i am on an important quest, or for some reson should not kill you imediatly, you will receive a nickname or some other special marking to identify yourself and i will kill you later.

so, just to be purfectly clear: i love my dog, you hurt it, you die. NO EXCEPTIONS.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

thats my policy. kick my dog and die. whos with me!?

[Aradroth]

Not me, this is just a game bro.

[Rolandk73]

I'm in

[Caboose]

^ dude you are gonna be so ****ed off by the time you've Finished Fable 2..... Cause i am SO KICKING YOUR DOG!!!!!

[Tyloric]

My dog's dead.

[Caboose]

^ *sigh* that's what i was hinting at but i was trying to be subtle due to people who hadn't actually finished the game....

[IRifle ProdigyI]

I love my dog too. Too much to let any misfits harm it even a little. Even if you THINK of touching my dog, I will have to murder your whole family, and rekill your deceased family members.

[AngelClaws]

Yeah, my dog is more important than my family man. Especialy that my kid is black! WTF. Nobody hurts my dog!

[SeekerOfAlbion]

Some guy said he didnt like my dog *sadistic voice* I killed his whole family HeHe then all in the pub HeHe then i killed the town. HeHe. Then i went blacksmithing.

[Lexi00]

I got sick of my dog about the 40th time he wanted me to dig up a rotten pie. Why thank you dog, I couldn't of lived without that. but seriously, I love my dog.

[SeekerOfAlbion]

Lawl my dog found me a condom ... i put it to good use. ( not on the dog)

[Keaton]

I'm in TJ

Thou knows no wraith than a Dog Owner Scorned! -Inferno+Blades- SPAM SPAM SPAM!

Also, lol'd @ post 11

[Wolfie]

Agree completely TJ. My dog is the most important thing to me. (In fable 2, not real life. I'm not that sad).

[SeekerOfAlbion]

My dog at a beetle .. god i hope he wont have bad gas.

[JoeySoul]

LOL funny DONT BE INSULTING MY DOG!