Weird Sh*t!!!

Votuse · 12-05-2008

i want people to list the weird stuff they find in the game.

ok well my brother was playing and he went around slapping people to see if anyone would hit him back. (he wanted to kill them with a good reason)

turned out there was a girl that liked being slapped lol he slapped her like 13 times and she wanted to marry him.... i laughed the whole time while saying, "Man i knew you likededed (its how i said it) the freaks!"

and now that i think about it... using the come hither expression on lady gray..... sometimes she says, "i have eaten a whole bowl of clams in preperation for this moment" it sounds weird.

Minorthreat · 12-05-2008

Certain types of seafood are supposed to be an aphrodisiac. There are others who reference seafood as well.

Vampriccat · 12-05-2008

Normal citizens were teleporting, not responding, and doors break when touch... That's what happened to my brother.

Votuse · 12-05-2008

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Originally Posted by Minorthreat

Certain types of seafood are supposed to be an aphrodisiac. There are others who reference seafood as well.

Damn... thanks for telling me. well looks like me and my girl are getting alot of sea food for this week.

laharl · 12-05-2008

ive had a few glitches... one was gamebreaking

Votuse · 12-14-2008

ok this isn't weird, but when i read it i laughed for about 30 minutes.

on one of the loading screen qoutes it said something like, "It is rumored that Jack of Blades carved into the old guildmasters head "Your health is Low!" after he killed him."

The only thing i could think about is "why the hell couldn't i team up with Jack just that once!"

everytime i went out terrorizing towns in fable 1 i always heard that old Bas!ards voice in my head again and again. i kinda think thats why jack went crazy.

also on the loading screen i read. "My home town was burned to the ground and my family and sister were all killed by bandits. Clichet i know, but thats life for ya."

Lionheart · 12-14-2008

One day I switched Fable 2 on and my wife calmly walked over told me I had ruined her life and divorced me despite living in a 5 star house with a very good up keep.

Also my spouse disappears anytime I buy fairfax castle and move in with them, now I cant use it as a marital home because I cant find him and he refuses to divorce me. Doesnt matter though because my other spouce had to children before I went to the spire and when I came back one was a different coulour to me and never had the paifier above their head, When I checked in the menu it said 1 child,

oh well.

Zarkes · 12-14-2008

one time i killed a citizen and a girl ran to a gaurd and the gaurd ran away.

Jedimindtrixxx · 12-15-2008

A MONK JUST KICKED MY DOG IN OAKFIELD!!!!! WTF!!!

Zarkes · 12-15-2008

one wierd one was a jumped down a hole and my chick was flyingaround on her ass

Votuse · 12-15-2008

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Originally Posted by Zarkes

one wierd one was a jumped down a hole and my chick was flyingaround on her ass

i would like to see that

it is the new will power 'ASS SKATING!!!' it makes you go weeeee! with RAGE!!!

SimpleThunder · 12-15-2008

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Originally Posted by Votuse

ok this isn't weird, but when i read it i laughed for about 30 minutes.

on one of the loading screen qoutes it said something like, "It is rumored that Jack of Blades carved into the old guildmasters head "Your health is Low!" after he killed him."

The only thing i could think about is "why the hell couldn't i team up with Jack just that once!"

everytime i went out terrorizing towns in fable 1 i always heard that old Bas!ards voice in my head again and again. i kinda think thats why jack went crazy.

also on the loading screen i read. "My home town was burned to the ground and my family and sister were all killed by bandits. Clichet i know, but thats life for ya."

The quote actually states that the hero you would've played in Fable: the Lost Chapters had carved 'Your Health is Low' in the forehead of the Guidmaster, NOT Jack of Blades.

In Fable: The Lost Chapters you can make the choice to kill your guildmaster at some point.

Zarkes · 12-16-2008

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Originally Posted by Votuse

i would like to see that

it is the new will power 'ASS SKATING!!!' it makes you go weeeee! with RAGE!!!

Ive seen on youtube people doing that on their heads its a glitch with diving and jumping. For some reason i kewdnt save though

Cleaver J · 12-16-2008

lol i got stuck in a tree

Flair · 12-18-2008

I got a glitch when I loaded once. I was stuck with my arms out, combat style. No combat though. Couldn't walk... but I could glide. The charcter would move, fixed in motion, just gliding about the place.

Fortunately, exiting and reloading fixed it, as i imagine it would have got annoying v.quickly.