[Mandara Fable]

Some weird stuff that I know that happenes is that
the children in Bowerstone say some weird things.

Does anybody know any other weird stuff????

[fable freak 37]

The many weird quotes from all the people of Albion.
How you execute someone in the ToS.
And when I think of more i'll tell you.

[Zjuggernaut]

"Don't see many dogs these days." - Overheard by a Citizen of Albion.

^ Wtf. What's that got to do with anything at all?

"Three months? Oh, that wont do *Shoots*."

^ The point in that was..?

[Hexen_Harlot]

I was making the moves on a whore, when my child ocmes up and says "mummy, there's somethign different about daddy"
No **** kid, he just grew breasts.

[Zjuggernaut]

Originally Posted by Hexen_Harlot

I was making the moves on a whore, when my child ocmes up and says "mummy, there's somethign different about daddy"
No **** kid, he just grew breasts.

I hate my kid.

[Hexen_Harlot]

You think you hate your kid? I have a black one and a retarded one.

[Zjuggernaut]

Originally Posted by Hexen_Harlot

You think you hate your kid? I have a black one and a retarded one.

Pwned. Had a black one. Social services took him away. 'Cause I killed his whore mummy.

[Hexen_Harlot]

When I get home, my daughter is like "daddy! what did you get me?" and my son just stares at me then walks off. He wears eyeliner, maybe he;s just emo. Which proves he's retarded really. My black son was on my main profile with a tattooist who i then slapped to death by accident.

[Zjuggernaut]

Originally Posted by Hexen_Harlot

When I get home, my daughter is like "daddy! what did you get me?" and my son just stares at me then walks off. He wears eyeliner, maybe he;s just emo. Which proves he's retarded really. My black son was on my main profile with a tattooist who i then slapped to death by accident.

Lmao. I love slapping people. The town crier goes "How about me and you go to bed early? If you know what I mean." I replied with "BITCH!" and slapped him. He died.

[Ryu hayabusa]

Hahaha

I like the quote its like

On Monday we drain the blood of the chickens. On Wednsday we bath in said blood. And on friday of course is poker night. lol

[Lewlz]

Originally Posted by Hexen_Harlot

You think you hate your kid? I have a black one and a retarded one.

Haha i wanted to have one as my little apprentice but then when he grew out of the cot i realised he was black

[RLRAFTERMAN]

Every time I use the come back to my place expression on my wife and run upstairs to the bed to do buisness my daughter yells wait for me daddy.....gross

[Zjuggernaut]

Originally Posted by Ryu hayabusa

Hahaha

I like the quote its like

On Monday we drain the blood of the chickens. On Wednsday we bath in said blood. And on friday of course is poker night. lol

I liked that. I also like

"There's only one downside to worshipping the shadow and that's you have to take your tea without milk."

[crawfy03]

Another weird thing is that i was dancing in front of my kid and then she said "well you dance better then my dad at least" I AM YOUR F***ING DAD!!
Also my wife said that her mother-in-law had a better mustache than mine.

[fable freak 37]

Originally Posted by crawfy03

Another weird thing is that i was dancing in front of my kid and then she said "well you dance better then my dad at least" I AM YOUR F***ING DAD!!

Lol!That is funny!
Recently I hit three bandits all in the a** at the same time with the Diachi!