what if i had a chicken gun (poll)

[poopdogy]

i want a gun that shots live chickens

[TRA Rotid]

I`m between a mini nuke and rednecks.
I could use a nuke only once, but the mushroom would be worth it...
I´m going with rednecks, seems more fun and mobile.

[TJ Griffin]

im gonna have to go with the rednecks. imagine the posibilities!

[andythegill]

REDNECKS, I'd have a whole team and get them all to call me dawg.

[Caboose]

seriously who wouldn't want a bunch of rednecks? *Hic*

[poopdogy]

red necks have been around forever because most of jesus first worshipers were fishers

[numb3rs]

heh 8 rednecks 0 everything else

[moonfever]

I picked helicopter. Sorry, don't want a chicken gun. A nice sniping gun will do.

[TRA Rotid]

Oh noes, the rednecks are angry. And then they see it was moonfever and calmed down.

[ConnMon]

I agree with moonfever, I picked the helicopter. Grab a rifle and have some fun.

[moonfever]

Originally Posted by ConnMon

I agree with moonfever, I picked the helicopter. Grab a rifle and have some fun.

Yes, we'll snipe, while they try to mess with the feathers.
Sorry, couldn't resist.

[Man]

i picked reds. theyre rowdy, heavy drinkers, fit nice and compactly inside the flatbed of an F--150, and the shotguns add to the wonderfullness of this answer. and, for every red that dies, two takes his place

[Aristodemus]

We're talking Fable here, who needs a gun to shoot chickens? Your foot does a better job of that xD

[poopdogy]

but the chickens are in a cannon gun its shooting them like a bullets

[weirdkidinabox]

Only if it shoots the chicken ass first and the chicken has projectile poop that excretes when its fired so you get a damage bonus from that too. Alternatively it may be fun it you ran outta ammo, urgh I mean chickens, you could load up your dog and fire that at whatever is currently chewing on your face Oo