[§ephiroxa§]

Markie is caused by Satan.

Markie disease causes a constant lack of clothing.
To cure Markie, bathe in the blood of your enemies.

Sephiroxas is caused by monkeys.

Sephiroxas disease causes deadly flatulence upon infection.
There is no cure for Sephiroxas.

What kind of Disease are you?

[KaveX]

What kind of disease are you?

Trevor:

Trevor is caused by Satan.

Trevor disease causes feet to become sharks.
The only way to cure Trevor infection is to speak backwards for the rest of your life.

What kind of disease are you?

Kave:

Kave is caused by alien mind control rays.

Kave compels infectee to keep Bjork playing at all times, out of fear of 'head splodey.'
To cure Kave, crossdress badly

[Avenging Angel]

Steven;

Steven disease forces one to obsessively call self on phone.
The only known cure for Steven infection is to become dark lord of the sith, ala Darth Vader.

AA;

AA disease turns one into a goth.
To cure AA, build a lemur colony in your bathroom.

[Arseface]

Daniel:

Daniel is caused by Satan.

Daniel disease forces one to obsessively call self on phone.
To cure Daniel, crossdress badly.

Arseface:

Arseface is caused by bacteria.

Arseface creates a dire fear of cute lil' puppies in those infected by it.
To cure Arseface, stand in front of a train and wait for further instruction from this page. We'll, uh... call you.

[Angel]

What kind of disease are you?

Sharon Powell:

Sharon Powell is caused by alien mind control rays.

Sharon Powell will slowly turn infected subject into a dinosaur.
The only known cure for Sharon Powell is to pay for everything in pennies.

[droded]

Death is caused by sponges.


An infection of Death causes victims to write bad goth poetry.The only cure for Death is to paint everything you own a bright hot pink. This includes family members, small children, and pets.

[Dark Drakan]

Andy disease causes immediate spontaneous combustion.
The only cure for andy is to paint everything you own a bright hot pink. This includes family members, small children, and pets



Dark drakan disease turns you into a slug
To cure dark drakan, crossdress badly.

[Hexadecimal]

Hexadecimal is caused by Satan.
Hexadecimal creates a dire fear of cute lil' puppies in those infected by it.
To cure Hexadecimal infection, keep a live squirrel in your underpants for a week.

Noelle is caused by Satan.
Noelle disease causes a constant lack of clothing.
The only cure for Noelle is to paint everything you own a bright hot pink. This includes family members, small children, and pets.

[Albion Knight]

What kind of disease are you?

Todd:
Todd is caused by alien mind control rays.

Todd disease causes a constant lack of clothing.
To cure Todd, stand in front of a train and wait for further instruction from this page. We'll, uh... call you.

What kind of disease are you?

Albion Knight:

Albion Knight is caused by alien mind control rays.

Albion Knight creates a dire fear of cute lil' puppies in those infected by it.
There is no cure for Albion Knight.

[03scfr]

i must have both Sephiroxas & markie's disease

[§ephiroxa§]

Great Everyone got an awesome disease. XD

[KaveX]

Yah I love the train cure XD and i got shark on my feet...

[Rhadiel]

What kind of disease are you?

Shaun:

Shaun is caused by sponges.

Shaun disease causes one to be beaten by a broom every alternate tuesday
The only cure for Shaun is to kill a chicken and wear its skin on your head.

COOOOL

lol

What kind of disease are you?

Micheal Jackson:

Micheal Jackson is caused by alien mind control rays.

Micheal Jackson creates a dire fear of cute lil' puppies in those infected by it.
To cure Micheal Jackson, wear a hat made of hamsters whenever you leave your home.

Name?

[blue crow]

What kind of disease are you?

Blue Crow:

Blue Crow is caused by Satan.

Blue Crow disease causes a constant lack of clothing.
To cure Blue Crow, successfully take over the free world.

^ My fourm name

What kind of disease are you?

Ryan:

Ryan is caused by alien mind control rays.

Ryan disease causes feet to become sharks.
The only possible way to cure Ryan infection is to rearrange all your furniture so that heavy objects block all doors. Leave the furniture this way for a full month.

^ My first name

What kind of disease are you?

Ryan Breslin:

Ryan Breslin is caused by monkeys.

Ryan Breslin will, upon infection, turn the infected into a hippie.
The only way to cure Ryan Breslin infection is to speak backwards for the rest of your life.

^ My first and last name

What kind of disease are you?

Ryan Patrick Breslin:

Ryan Patrick Breslin is caused by sponges.

Ryan Patrick Breslin complex causes one to constantly speak in Engrish.
Cure Ryan Patrick Breslin by dressing like an 80's rock star.

^ Full name

[suffering]

John is caused by alien mind control rays.

John creates a dire fear of cute lil' puppies in those infected by it.
The only cure for John is to drink fresh spring water from the mystical spring of ixthapa.

Suffering is caused by bad television.

Suffering disease causes immediate spontaneous combustion.
To cure Suffering, build a lemur colony in your bathroom.

I like the suffering disease