What would you do in this situation....

FableFreak · 03-29-2007, 03:05 AM

So, here's the situation. You're inside a gym that has no athletic equipment, pretty much just a basketball court. Nothing to pick up. Your wearing regular street clothes, which for right now just consider "regular" jeans and a t-shirt. The only thing in your pocket is a cellphone, and a wallet.

Now, let's say there is an unlimited amount of 8 year old kids that will enter the gym and try to take you down by just overpowering you. You can't escape, you have to last as long as you can. How many could you take on before you were eventually overpowered? How would you react to this situation?

The kids come in waves, with an increasing number each time. Let's just say after each wave that the number is increased by 5.

I think I could take about 30 kids before I became too tired to fight anymore. By then they'd probably have me on the ground and choking me. I'd probably peg one of them in the face with my cell phone also, just for laughs.

Discuss.

droded · 03-29-2007, 03:09 AM

Wtf? No 8 year old kid could over power me... Unless they are huge and pumped on steroids or something.

Anyway I'd beat them all up then to the entrance where they come out of, wait there till the next wave and run in by trampling on them.

Or I'd just fight them whilst on the phone to the police?

Vegeta · 03-29-2007, 03:10 AM

Yeah...

Are you speaking from expierience?

Lol

I think I could take on maybe 20 maybe 30... depends on how tough they are lol

FableFreak · 03-29-2007, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by droded

Wtf? No 8 year old kid could over power me... Unless they are huge and pumped on steroids or something.

Anyway I'd beat them all up then to the entrance where they come out of, wait there till the next wave and run in by trampling on them.

Or I'd just fight them whilst on the phone to the police?

Did you happen to see the part where it said you can't escape? You are in there until you die, or are rescued. Droded, I've seen pictures of you before... Let me say I'm sure you could take on an 8 year old or two, but not with one hand...

Hexadecimal · 03-29-2007, 03:19 AM

I hate kids...

... can I bounce them around like bouncy, bouncy basketballs and shoot baskets with them?

... can I call someone and ask them what the hell I'm doing in a gym with no athletic equipment? or perhaps why a bunch of stupid kids would want to come hang out in a gym with no athletic equipment?

... can I take a picture of them with the camera on my cellphone and send it to the protesters out front of the abortion clinic and ask them if this is the world they want to live in?

... can I put my money in one kids pocket, throw him up in the basket, and then wait for the rest to savagely tear him down in a mad fight to the death for my last 5 dollars?

... can I just call a damn cab and head to the bar?

FableFreak · 03-29-2007, 03:23 AM

Sure Hex, do whatever you want in that own little world of yours...

Hexadecimal · 03-29-2007, 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by FableFreak

Sure Hex, do whatever you want in that own little world of yours...

oky doky

you can come too, if you like, Brian

§ephiroxa§ · 03-29-2007, 03:41 AM

I'd probably start screaming or try and tickle them to death. XD

I don't think I'd last very long.

RuneMaster · 03-29-2007, 03:43 AM

Well Id aim for their vitals to take as many out as quickly as possible. Punch em in the throat, kicks to the skull, headbutts, mabey even toss them at each other. But I have low endurance so I wouldnt be able to do that for long. . . I dunno 25-35 I guess. . . Hard to determine. Im gonna go pick some fights at my nephews school to get some practice.

FableFreak · 03-29-2007, 03:49 AM

I'd use a dead kid as a blunt weapon, maybe cover my self in blood and go ape-sh*t/spartan on them...

No, I'd pull a Brettonian, the Bretons (Early inhabitants of England) would chop the heads off their fallen enemies and cover the heads in Quicklime and then hurl them at other enemies. That would be crazy...

darthlime101 · 03-29-2007, 03:53 AM

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!

I could probably take on 30. Then I would start to lose and then I would give up.

FableFreak · 03-29-2007, 03:56 AM

300 Members

1,000,000 8 year olds against 300 members of an online Fable website. They are outnumbered, but not out-crazed. Yes, these are no ordinary forum members, they are the most insane on the internet, and they will do anything to survive in an empty gym with noting to defend themselves with but 300 cellphones and wallets...

RuneMaster · 03-29-2007, 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by FableFreak

300 Members

1,000,000 8 year olds against 300 members of an online Fable website. They are outnumbered, but not out-crazed. Yes, these are no ordinary forum members, they are the most insane on the internet, and they will do anything to survive in an empty gym with noting to defend themselves with but 300 cellphones and wallets...

Heck Yeah! Ill rip the little tards arms off and duel wield them for the glory of this forum!!!

Vegeta · 03-29-2007, 04:11 AM

KICK EM IN THE NADS BEVIS!

Angel · 03-29-2007, 09:07 AM

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