Rocked: My train ticket is nowhere near as expensive as it would have been had I bought it a month ago
Sucked: Train company won't alter Jessica's ticket to match my route and unhelpfully suggested I "let her change at Bicester North whilst you continue your allotted route and you meet up in Birmingham later". She's 7 - other people are officially stupid
Now I have to spend an extra day in Wycombe - the black hole of the South East - just to get a route which doesn't end up in a 5 hour bus trip around the Midlands.