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Originally Posted by FableFreak
I got some buddies and quote-unquote "aquaintances" over to my house and we had a little shindig. Some people start smoking in the backyard, and one of them has a Zippo (I am a Zippo freak). So my the pyromaniac in me sees fire and immediately takes hold. I get out a bunch of fireworks and such and we light them off (about 5 feet from the backdoor). So we're lighting off bottle rockets and one does a wacky spin and shoots into the house, explodes, and cathces the drapes on fire. Boy did I have some explaining to do... 
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Ahh that would explain it, next time shut the door
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Originally Posted by Angel
It wouldn't be so bad if she was my neighbour's kid because then I'd have permission to give her a swift backhander across her orange foundation'd face...she's fostered so she can basically do what the hell she likes and more often than not, the police are running around after her because she cannot tell the time, it would appear...
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Damn chavs infect like the plague in every household
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Originally Posted by FableFreak
Rocked: Having a girl telling me she likes me over IM
Sucked: She's my friends gf... (No, I swear to you I'm not joking)
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Now thats a pretty bad situation.
Rocked
Its saturday and no getting up early tomorrow.
Sucked
Just ate a chocolate gateau that sisters bought me and beer tastes odd now.