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Old 05-14-2008, 02:43 PM   #1
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Xbox and hookers on dad's credit card

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A 13-year-old boy from Texas who stole his father's credit card and hired two prostitutes has been convicted of fraud. Newark teenager Ralph Hardy confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his dad's existing credit card company and taking his pals on a US$30,000 spending spree, which culminated in them playing "Halo" on an Xbox with the hookers in a Texas motel.

The $1000-a-night prostitutes were released without charge but Ralph was given a three year community order upon his conviction on May 9, money.co.uk reported.

The prostitutes told police they grew suspicious when the kids said they'd rather play Xbox than play with them.

Authorities were alerted to the motel by a delivery clerk who, after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Oreos and Fritos, was asked by the kids where they could hire some escorts.

They young lotharios explained they'd just won big at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to relax.

The delivery clerk called the police who arrived to find $3,000 in cash, electronic gadgets, an Xbox console and games, plus the two prostitutes.

Ralph reportedly told the oficers his dad wouldn't mind, because he'd turned 13 the previous week and he'd forgot to get him a present.

Ralph and Co. told the working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus.

They added that State law did not allow discrimination against the disabled so they had no right to refuse them.

Explaining why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the done thing when you win a "World of Warcraft" contest.

The prostitutes ended up playing "Halo" with the kids instead of having sex with them.
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Old 05-14-2008, 02:45 PM   #2
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My friend told me about this on MSN yesterday.
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Old 05-14-2008, 03:09 PM   #3
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Let's just hold on there, for a second. Who is the real criminal here: The boy who stole his dad's credit card, or the hookers who charge $1,000 per night.

Personally, I think they should lock the hookers up and throw away the key.
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Old 05-14-2008, 03:11 PM   #4
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Ralph reportedly told the oficers his dad wouldn't mind, because he'd turned 13 the previous week and he'd forgot to get him a present.
That cracked me up...
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Old 05-14-2008, 04:25 PM   #5
Gikoku Harakami
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Sheesh, these hookers don't even mind being pedophiles as long as it pays $1,000 a night? mm..

I guess money means everything to some people, but damn.. $1,000 for just to bang a bunch of desperate women? ... that's just ridiculous.

Kid's a crappy liar too. Bet the father beat the kid within an inch of his life... $30,000 debt, unbelievable.
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Old 05-14-2008, 05:28 PM   #6
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Let's just hold on there, for a second. Who is the real criminal here: The boy who stole his dad's credit card, or the hookers who charge $1,000 per night.

Personally, I think they should lock the hookers up and throw away the key.
They charged extra for special services - playing Halo.
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Old 05-14-2008, 05:28 PM   #7
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The prostitutes ended up playing "Halo" with the kids instead of having sex with them.
Stupid kids ...

Hookers and halo 3 or GTA IV.
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Old 05-14-2008, 08:15 PM   #8
Tsuyu
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"Hi dad, what's up? I'm just playing some Halo here with my buddies. Hey... who are those two women with you dad?"

"Son, daddy needs you to tell the cops a itsy bitsy lie..."
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Old 05-14-2008, 08:20 PM   #9
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Silly Kids GTA IV is a much better game
Not in multiplayer
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:09 PM   #10
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thats pretty interesting. but, why get hookers if theyre not gonna fool around? that just defeats the purpose.
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:43 PM   #11
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"Xbox and Hookers", sounds like the greatest advertising campaign ever invented.
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:44 PM   #12
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"Xbox and Hookers", sounds like the greatest advertising campaign ever invented.
If they had been older it would have been the greatest weekend ever.
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:47 PM   #13
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This sounds quite legendary in my opinion. Hiring escorts because he thought "it was the done thing when you win a 'World of Warcraft' contest."
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Old 05-15-2008, 01:33 AM   #14
Amanda
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Well, technically, they aren't hookers. Just 'escorts'.
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