yo momma jokes Page 5

Jester. · 01-30-2007, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albion Knight

Yo mama is so stupid she failed a blood test

lol good one

yo moma so fat she sells shade at the beach

KaveX · 01-30-2007, 11:15 AM

dunno if this has been posted yet but oh well

your momas so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl

Eclipse · 01-31-2007, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by kave1793

dunno if this has been posted yet but oh well

your momas so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl

that was on a commercial

(busted)

dark_hart · 01-31-2007, 02:02 AM

your momma's such a whore she had more rappers in her then an ipod

KaveX · 01-31-2007, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxdarksoulxx727

that was on a commercial

(busted)

yes it is lol

FableFreak · 01-31-2007, 07:30 AM

Yo momma is so ugly she made Hillary Clinton feel pretty.

dark_hart · 02-22-2007, 12:31 AM

your mom is such a whore she had more rappers in her then an ipod

ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Warning, this is a spoiler!

FableFreak · 02-22-2007, 12:38 AM

I've got a better verison of that...

Your momma is such a whore she's f**ked more Blacked guys than hurricane Katrina!

Warning, this is a spoiler!

DrZoid · 02-21-2008, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FableFreak

I've got a better verison of that...

Your momma is such a whore she's f**ked more Blacked guys than hurricane Katrina!

Warning, this is a spoiler!

Well actually, I heard your momma went out whoring last night!

& when I asked her how much money she made, she said £101

so I asked, "Who gave you the £1?"

she replied...

"everyone"

Warning, this is a spoiler!

games master2 · 02-21-2008, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tsuyu

Yo moma so old that she was alive when Yo moma-jokes still were funny.

your on my death list

games master2 · 02-21-2008, 07:43 PM

your mommas so old shes older than me and im 11

games master2 · 02-21-2008, 07:45 PM

your mommas got such a big nose she would put gonzo to shame

DJ D Mix · 02-21-2008, 08:18 PM

Your momma is so ugly that when she was on COPS, she said that it was OK to show her face, but damn, they still censored it!

fablemaniac! · 04-30-2008, 12:53 AM

Yo momma so hairy she looks like a chia pet with a sweater on

FableFreak · 04-30-2008, 01:34 AM

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