[Eclipse]

this is a simple thread just post ur best yo momma jokes

yo dad is so fat when he went to the movies he sat next to everyone and he still aint as fat as yo momma

[FableFreak]

yo momma is so ugly when she looks in the mirror her face is censored.
yo mommas so old her breast milk is powder.
yo momma is so fat shes a bigger cause of world hunger than drought, infestation, and Rosie O'donnel put together.

[Tsuyu]

Yo moma so old that she was alive when Yo moma-jokes still were funny.

[Skorm's Son]

Originally Posted by Tsuyu

Yo moma so old that she was alive when Yo moma-jokes still were funny.

yo momma is sooo fat that she is overweight.....
yo momma is sooo ugly her momma had morning sickness after she was born...
yo momma is.................a bitch?

[Eclipse]

that last one is the funneist

[Eclipse]

yo momma is so old she knew mr. clean when he had an afro
yo momma is so old she sat behind yoda in 2nd grade
yo momma is so old she went to the prom with *****

[Skorm's Son]

yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a soup can down the street and I asked her
"What'r you doing"
and she said
"I'm moving"

[Eclipse]

yo momma is poor when someone took her skateboard she screamed help! help! my car is being stolen

[Tsuyu]

I'll repeat: Yo moma so old that she was alive when Yo moma-jokes still were funny.

[Skorm's Son]

Originally Posted by Tsuyu

I'll repeat: Yo moma so old that she was alive when Yo moma-jokes still were funny.

That is pretty old...

[Eclipse]

Originally Posted by Tsuyu

I'll repeat: Yo moma so old that she was alive when Yo moma-jokes still were funny.

stop killing this thread

lol

[FableFreak]

Your momma is so slutty that when the doctor slapped her ass when she was born she gave him her phone number.

[Tsuyu]

Originally Posted by xxdarksoulxx727

stop killing this thread

lol

I guess I proved my point then. I'll let you thrive in this den of immaturity then.

[Liberator]

If you think this is bad Tsuyu, consider the fact that there's a TV show where they do nothing but have "Yo Momma" joke contests.

I guess I'll throw one of the best I've heard into the ring:

--Yo momma is so old, when somebody told her to act her age, she fell to the ground dead.

[Eclipse]

i already new that one