yo momma jokes Page 3

Eclipse · 09-23-2006, 05:43 AM

my friend made that one up

Fable_Fan005 · 09-24-2006, 06:50 AM

yo momma is so stupid that she thought that the Singing Sword was real.
yo momma is so fat she opend the demon dor at Barrowfields.

Tsuyu · 09-24-2006, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Fable_Fan005

yo momma is so fat she opend the demon dor at Barrowfields.

That one actually made me chuckle.

Eclipse · 09-25-2006, 01:55 AM

that was funny

Fable_Fan005 · 09-25-2006, 02:56 AM

thank u thank

Eclipse · 09-25-2006, 03:26 AM

yo momma is so stupid she went to an atm aimed a gun at it and screamed "give me all ur money"

Fable_Fan005 · 09-25-2006, 05:45 AM

yo momma is so ugly that the owner of the darkwood Bordello wont sleep with here.
yo momma is so ugly jack of blades just gave her the mask.

Tsuyu · 09-25-2006, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Fable_Fan005

yo momma is so ugly jack of blades just gave her the mask.

"So we meet again you- AHHH! For the love of - Here just take it and leave me alone! God!"

DrZoid · 09-25-2006, 02:55 PM

Yo momma sooo fat, that when she walks to the shops she has to stop at every bus stop!

(ok that one was really bad but its the only one i could think of on the spot lol)

and this one I heard ages ago but no one seems to have posted it yet:

Yo momma sooo stoopid, she got hit by a parked car!

Eclipse · 09-25-2006, 08:30 PM

that was so funny i forgot to laugh

jk

FableFreak · 09-27-2006, 10:58 PM

your momma is so fat she's got every caterer on speed dial.

DrZoid · 09-29-2006, 09:20 PM

Yo momma soo stupid, She finds 'yo momma' jokes funny!

Eclipse · 09-30-2006, 01:36 PM

yo momma is so ugly she couldnt be anyone but ur momma

Skorm's Son · 10-01-2006, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DrZoid

Yo momma soo stupid, She finds 'yo momma' jokes funny!

+rep

Poppycock · 10-02-2006, 12:30 AM

your mommas so fat she losses weight eating