yo momma jokes

[Eclipse]

yo momma is so ugly shes ugly

[Poppycock]

ooooooh...ouch man...no1 says that about my mom!

[novorapidz]

yo moma so fat that when god said let there be light he had to move her out da way 1st
yo moma so stupid she got locked in tescos and starved to death
yo moma so fat her belt size it the equator
yo monma so yat she got declaired as the new biggest planet

[FableFreak]

Yo momma's so fat that she has her own gravitational pull

[keekos]

yo mamma's so fat, she has tumor on her belly

[Vegeta]

Yo mommas so fat she has more rolls than a Bagel shop

Yo momma's so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch

Yo mama's so fat when she walked on the beach whales popped up and started singing "We are family, Even though your fatter than me!"

Yo mama's so stupid she tried to drown a fish

yo mama's so ugly when she was looking in the mirror michael jackson was there and he said "ONE OF US"

[keekos]

yo mammas so ugly i could not look at her

[oldschoolrpger]

Your mother is so fat that when she jumped into the air she got stuck.

[Adam]

ur mommas so stupid she got locked in a furniture store and slept on the floor.
ur mommas so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
ur mommas so ugly even bill clinton wouldnt have sex with her.
ur mommas so hairy when she went to the warner brothers studio they put her in an ice age scene.
ur mommas sooooooooo stupid she thought she locked her keys outside her car.
you know how ur momma died raking leaves........ she fell out of the tree.
ur momma was fat then they came out wiyh d#@* flavored slim fast.

[keekos]

yo mamma's so stupid she forgot to breath in and out

[Fable-kid]

yo mommas so fat you looks like a pea next to her when you were born.

[SorenSwift]

Yo momma so fat shes got more chins then the hongkong phone book
Yo mommas like a doorknob everybody gets a turn
Yo mommas like a bowlin ball she gets picked up handled and thrown in the gutter
Yo mommas so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Yo mommas so dumb she sold her car for gas money

[Eclipse]

yo mammas like a vacum cleaner she sucks blows and gets locked in a closet
yo mammas like a brick she gets laid by mexicans
yo mammas like a shotgun give her a cock and she blows

[Albion Knight]

Yo mama is so stupid she failed a blood test

[jalm]

Yo mama's so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Tell your mom my name's *INSERT NAME* not 'Harder'.