I havent seen a thread like this so i decided t make one, help me on the list.
You've played fable 2 too much when...
- You say Arse instead of Ass
- When someone is dissing you you look around for a Gargoyle
- You dye your clothes
- When you go to a relatives farm you kick chickens
- You go around dressed in a chicken suit
- You dance for the shopkeeper in hopes of discount
- You shoot at the gargoyles on the building rooftops
- You ask a random guy to follow you
- You try your best to get as much STDs as possible
- You expect people to fear you when you go around with horns on your head (fake horns)
- You expect people to love you when you have a Halo on your head (Fake Halo
- You wonder why the little kids don't ask for your autograph
- You murder someone and expect to just pay a fine
- By Ryu_the_fox
-You look at a dog and say "What a strange looking child"
- By sirgage0
- When you stay silent nearly all the time
- When you use magic trying to own your rival(Sadly it doesnt work)
- When you go to the barber and demand a long beard. And it doesn't magically appear.
- By The Pirate King
- you've played fable 2 too much when you make a thread called you've played fable 2 too much when...
- By Aions
- When you begin talking like a guard and putting H in front of everything, example
"Would you loike to earn some H-extra H-income"
- When you begin continously thrusting a Trophy cup into the air in a crowd of people
- HollowGuy
- When you "vulgar thrust" people you don't like.
- When you move you hands up and down to flip people off.
- When you wonder what the attractive rating of you cloths are.
- When you think you can just remove and get a new tattoo at any time.
- When you attempt to jump off a cliff or bridge.
- When your surprised at a gun running out of ammo.
- When you think you can show up to work whenever you want, and work for as long as you want.
- When you dig a hole whenever a dog barks.
- When you don't worry about a childs safety, because you think their immortal.
- When you never take your child away from home, because you think you can't.
- When you go to bed because a store is closed.
- When you think nobody loves you because nobody has a heart above their head.
- When you try to follow shiny things on the ground.
- When you don't know what to do, because you dont see any shiny things on the ground.
- When you wonder how you can get your hands on a transmogrification potion.
- When you never feed your dog.
- When you dance for people in hopes of a presant.
- When you think you know how to play a lute.
- When you try to dig up a pie.
- When shopping for new cloths, you dont care about the color because you think you can just dye them later.
- TJ Griffin
- When you try to look for a purchase property sign around walmart.
- Zencidal
- When you buy a weapon at a store (like swords, guns, or bows) you ask how many augment slots it has.
- When you ask the pharmacist if they have any health or resurrection phials
- When you move to a new town you wonder why no one calls you by your nickname from your old hometown.
- When your wife wants a third child you tell her you can't because your small house doesn't allow it.
- When you consider a musket to be a highly advanced range weapon
- When you randomly swing around a sword and expect no one to die because you didn't turn safety off
- When you wait for an "A" button prompt before jumping off any ledge
- Kewl Munky
- When you stay in bed for a week waiting for a job to open up.
- When you try to press the left trigger, then Y to find out if someone is gay or not.
- Necromancer11
- Are shocked when people don't run up to you a yell "Look its Nobhead"
- When your hourly wage doesn't go up, even though you hit that piece of metal perfectly!
- Skorm's Boss
- you feel you have the right to open any chest you come across.
- you don't wanna die because you'll get a scar...unless you have a stone in your weapon.
- you carry a weapon.
- you start substituting expressions for talking
- you only look for looks in a girl, because they are all interested anyway.
- once you find the best looking model, you look for "bi-sexual" in description...because it's a splendid quality in a wench.
- Kamizage
- you are bored of killing enemies that randomly spawn somewhere
- When you run through the whole map just to find treasures and chests.
- Daemon300
- When you expect everyone to be in love with you at first sight.
- Logiistics
- When you stand still and wait for XP.
- When you think dancing will get people to love you
- Azrael
- You get ****ed off when your dog doesn't find treasures for you.
- Terminal Hapines
- When you know all of the sayings that everyone says.
"What a strange looking child"
- When you keep doing the same expression over and over to annoy the towns people.
- Vero Caerso
I dont have much but help me out so i can add more to the list, I'll write your username after your lists when i add them into the post
